Our evening started like this...
Ryan gets home from work. I'm just getting started making dinner.
Ryan: What's for dinner?
Me: Salmon burgers.
Ryan: Oh, THAT'S what I smell.
Me: I haven't opened the cans of salmon yet.
Ryan: Oh, well what do I smell?
Me: I don't know.
Ryan: Did you take a shower today?
Yes, I smell like canned fish. How lovely... Off to the shower I go.